Tuesday, May 26, 2009

May this be the one

This has got to stop. My senseless cyclical creation and deletion of blogs. About once every 10 months I get a rush of blog-blood to the finger-tips imploring me to - well, blog.

What follows:

Step 1: Mad mental dash to get a grip on the evasive allegoric butterfly that is my blog URL
Step 2: Triumphantly type in the output of my cerebral calisthenics
Step 3: No match is found
Step 4: Short lived outrage at Google for trashing my inactive blog
Step 5: Grudging acceptance of the reasonable-ness of Google's act
Step 6: Mental note to demote Google from god status, reason be damned
Step 7: Wait a minute. Feel electric tendrils of hope in brain
Step 8: Realization dawns. That was the URL I had deleted in my fit of rage at it's immaturity. Sheepish self has a Google God again.
Step 9: Repeat Steps 1 and 2
Step 10: Undergo new fit of rage after reading stinky blog
Step 11: Hunt for option to delete blog. Google-god's existence in jeopardy as irritation with the UI's unfriendliness grows
Step 12: Faith is restored as option is found
Step 13: Going going gone
Step 14: Agonizing process of naming new blog and URL
Step 15: Witness miraculous re-incarnation of my blog



3 comments:

  1. You should give wordpress a chance and teach Google a lesson
    i felt electric tendrils of hope when i found out you started blogging..does that count?except it might have been my laptop shorting..

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  2. of course it doesn't. i bet you were one of those back benchers who talked in class while the teacher taught. you must pay more attention. i was talking about feeling thoughts. tendrils of hope clearly fall under EMOTIONS. tut tut ...

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